You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Sexy sex sex sex
You: sexy sexing sex sex
Stranger: Sexer sexity sexy sex
Stranger: I just came
Stranger: Was it good for you!
You: oh, oh OH GOD!!
You: me too….
Stranger: You got it in my eye dude!
You: that was amazing
You: OH, shit… sorry…
Stranger: That shit DOES burn
You: What do i need to do?!
Stranger: Great, now ill have pink eye
You: i didnt mean to….
Stranger: Just shoot your load somewhere else…jesus!
Stranger: Look…mines on tge floor!
You: …..do you still love me?
Stranger: I was using you
You: You bitch…
Stranger: You fag
You: Am not!!!!
Stranger: Are too
You: It was ONCE and I was DRUNK!!!
You: LET IT GO!
Stranger: Yeah, but to take it up the hershey highway?
Stranger: I mean a blowjob…ok
Stranger: But to bottom? Thats more than curiosity
You: Thats not even what happened! WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN TELLING BEOPLE?!
Stranger: The truth…i have pics
Stranger: Your mom cried and cried…
Stranger: Come to think of it, so did your dad
Stranger: Then he took the pics in the bathroom
You: You, killed my father…..
Stranger: He was in there for some time
Stranger: No…i AM your father
Stranger: Come with me to the gay side
Stranger: We will rule the leather bar as father and son
You: I’ll never join you!
Stranger: We have cookies!
Stranger: An excellent 491k
You: ….What kind?
Stranger: Five personal days and two weejs starting vacay
Stranger: Theyre…theyre like tagalogs
You: That doesnt sound quite so bad
Stranger: Quite good actually
Stranger: Really…its a cush deal
You: Tag a longs?! FUCK YEAH!!!
Stranger: Plus ill show you the force choke trick
You: Cush? you have that too?
Stranger: You havent lived til youve given rebel scum a handjob from across tge room with it
Stranger: I meant cushy…we DO drug test you know
You: IFf thats wrong, then I dont want to be right!
Stranger: But i mean if you sparked up this weekend…we can have boba fett pee in the cup for you
Stranger: Hes SOOOOO fucking straight edge…god
You: I think that would suffice
Stranger: Every time we party he just cant shut his piehole
You: What a dick bag
Stranger: Oh i know
Stranger: By the way…you didnt mess around with the princess did you?
You: Uhm… I mean, a little undershirt, over bra action… nothing serious. why?
Stranger: Ohhh…wow…scratches the bavk of my helmet…
Stranger: This is awkward
You: What… What?…WHATS WRONG?!
Stranger: Ummm…shes your sister
You: Oh….Dude…. Im from Alabama. No big
Stranger: Ohhhh son. Ive failed you
You: You left me wsith Uncle Owen! Of course you failed me!
Stranger: cmon…its cookie time. Then we get out the mats and its naptime in the shuttle bay
Stranger: Now the milk with the cookies is blue…hope that doesnt weird you out
You: Hell Yeah.
Stranger: Owen LOVED that fucking blue milk. I always thought it tasted lije bantha piss but hey…to each his own
You: Nah it doesnt really but I mea…..wait a second. You drink bantha piss?
You: Fatther. No.
Stranger: Ummm…i was in a frat
Stranger: Ever play ookie cookie luke?
You: THAAAAAATS whats in Natty Light….
Stranger: The emperor will show you. You have much to learn….
Stranger: And SCENE!
Stranger: Give yourself a hand!
You: Hey, we did pretty good!
Stranger: We did!
Stranger: Good thing were of the same sex. This would have devo
Stranger: Devolved quickly
You: Exactly. I’m saving this link
Stranger: Bows to the floor
You: You sir, are a genius
Stranger: Im only as good as my partner
Stranger: Come here ya big galoot! Holds out arms
You: That was an excellent compliment reversal
You: Manly Embrace
Stranger: Big bear hug
Stranger: MAYBE a little tongue
Stranger: Just for spice
You: No….there was no tongue…
Stranger: Good…cause really, im straight
You: As am I.
You: I have a girlfriend… She can’t know…
Stranger: Our secret
Stranger: Wait…she cant know shes your girlfriend?
Stranger: Well…good luck and happy hunting!
You: no…. she cant know about Stanzas 1 thru 25
Stranger: Vaya con dios muchacho!
You: I…. I dont… I don’t know what that means….
Stranger: Go with god my friend
Stranger: Mounts my horse
Stranger: By which i mean i get on his back
You: Thank you. Maybe we’ll meet again one day.
Stranger: Leaves a silver bullet in your hand
Stranger: The william tell overture behins to play
You: I hope this isnt foreshaddowing….
Stranger: HIYO SILLLLL
Stranger: OY VEYYYYYYYY!
Stranger: God…youre so fucking needy!
You: WHY DID YOU GIVE ME THIS BULLET??????
Stranger: Ummm…its what i do
Stranger: Im the lone fucking ranger
Stranger: I swear…you kids
You: Oh…Alright. I was just making sure there werent any werewolves….
You: Happy Trails!
Stranger: Howl in the distance
Stranger: There wolf! There castle!
You: I only have one bullet…
Stranger: Better aim well kid
Your conversational partner has disconnected.